CLEAN U underpants with secret pocket

Clean U Fruit of the Loom Special Underwear

“Ich bin deine Spezial-Unterwäsche mit dem weltbesten & sichersten Geheimversteck. Ich verstecke deine Wertsachen an der sichersten Stelle – deiner privaten Safety-Zone – hier darf nämlich selbst bei Kontrollen nicht durchsucht werden. Auf Festivals, Reisen und Partys hüte ich ALLE deine Geheimnisse. Ich gebe dir ein sicheres Gefühl, auf das du nie mehr verzichten möchtest. So schütze ich deine Privatsphäre!”

Auf der Innenseite der Unterwäsche befindet sich im Genitalbereich eine kleine Tasche, die sich bestens zum Erwärmen und Warmhalten von unserem synthetischen Urin “CleanUrin” eignet. Dies ist der einzige Bereich am Körper, der bei Kontrollen nicht überprüft werden darf. Auch Räuber werden hier nicht nach Wertgegenständen suchen. Hier sind Kreditkarten, Geld oder anderen Wertsachen sicher untergebracht. Daher ist die Unterwäsche auch perfekt für Reisende geeignet.

Facts & Advantages:

• World's best secret hiding place - the only place not to be scanned
• Our CleanUrin bags or valuables remain safely in the secret hiding place even when undressed and are therefore not seen
• Protects against pick-pocketing (Pick-Pocket-Protection)
• The sewn-in pocket is very cuddly and not noticeable even with contents
• We use commercial underpants from well-known manufacturers as the basic model, which are sewn around in our in-house tailoring shop. This again contributes to an increase of the "camouflage effect
• The sewn-in pocket is made of skin-friendly fabric, which guarantees long wearing without irritation of the skin
• Underwear with pocket is washable at 60°C / ironing allowed / dryer suitable
• ATTENTION: Remove the contents of the secret compartment before washing / ironing.
• Due to the body's own heat, the Clean Urine reaches the optimum temperature (33-34°C) for use after a maximum of 15 minutes.

About Clean U:

The inventor's goal was to bring the world's best and most reliable fake penis onto the market. He used the Kalashnikov, which became famous for its high reliability under the most adverse conditions, as a guide. For this, he gave his best piece as a template to make as many people as possible happy with it.

FAQ:

Does CleanUrin pass a urine adulteration test?

Yes, it passes all the usual falsification tests!

Is it possible to determine that it is synthetic urine?

We are not aware of any case since 2008.

Can the findings indicate sex or pregnancy?

No, CleanUrin is fully synthetic and comes from the laboratory. Differences in sexes only exist during puberty or pregnancy. After that, there is an intersection value that women & men can have.

At what temperature does real urine come out of the body?

The temperature of true urine when leaving the body is between 33 and 34°.

What does pH value mean?

The pH value is a measure of the acidic or basic character of a liquid. Depending on the diet, this value changes in human urine.

What is the creatinine value?

Creatinine is a metabolic product that must be excreted through the urine. This value fluctuates due to factors such as diet and kidney performance.

What is the shelf life and storage if the bag has been opened and already warmed?

- Clean Urine (25ml) has an original sealed and unrefrigerated shelf life of at least 3 years. The bag can be heated and cooled several times without any problems. After opening, the urine should be used quickly.

- Screen urine (80 ml) should be stored in the refrigerator after opening with as little air contact as possible. For reuse: Visual inspection, if the urine is cloudy or flakes are visible, it is spoiled. If the Screen Urine meets all these criteria, it can be reused without hesitation.

Are CleanUrin bags easy to open?

Yes, they have two openings on the sides that are easy to open even with sweaty hands.

Is CleanUrin and its possession illegal?

No, carrying CleanUrin is not a criminal offense.

When Anti-Paranoia Pack and when ScreenyWeeny?

The Anti-Paranoia Pack is designed for daily mobile use and preventive care. The ScreenyWeeny is convenient for aftercare.

Why is the ScreenyWeeny in the color white/mulatte darker than the normal skin color?

Because penises are darker when not erect.