CLEAN U Screeny Weeny 5.0 White | Fake Penis

ScreenyWeeny - the fully functional & deceptively real silicone fake penis

PISS IS POWER!

"Hello, I am the unique, deceptively real and fully functional fake penis made of silicone - also called ScreenyWeeny. I'm so authentic and easy to use that you won't see or feel any difference to your "real" bestie. In combination with CleanUrin and the Push&Piss function, "letting water out" is child's play. I'm handmade in Germany and have to go through several quality checks before I'm lovingly packaged."

The ScreenyWeeny is the "world's best" fake penis. The unique Push&Piss function makes it ideal for targeted use on an important "date" and the one-hand operation means it is always ready for use immediately. The ScreenyWeeny is available in many different versions. Everyone has the choice, whether lighter or darker, whether cropped or uncropped.

The inventor's goal was to bring the world's best and most reliable fake penis onto the market. He used the Kalashnikov, which became famous for its high reliability under the most adverse conditions, as a guide. For this, he gave his best piece as a template to make as many people as possible happy with it.

The different ScreenyWeeny variants have all been moulded from real dicks, ensuring an absolutely authentic look.

• Strap on & pee
• no additional handles necessary, comfortable one-hand operation (Ultimate One-Hand Fake Penis)
• The thermo bag guarantees an optimal long-lasting "operating temperature".
• 100% safe and reliable, no dripping or leaking
• Minimal pressure on the underside of the ScreenyWeeny triggers the flow of urine and immediately stops it again when released
• The urine bags are resealable
• The thermal bag can be adjusted to all sizes from S - XXXL by the individually adjustable strap
• Our full cast ScreenyWeeny is made from high quality make-up silicone

For DAILY use, we recommend our Anti-Paranoia Pack!

Scope of delivery:

• 1x ScreenyWeeny 5.0 “white/mulatte”
• 2x 80 ml synthetic urine with different values
• 1x empty bag (for practice or for foreign urine)
• 1x thermal bag (for keeping warm and fastening)

When using or replacing the urine bag for the first time, the tube and the plug connection must be completely dry and plugged together with a little pressure.

* CleanUrin must not be used to manipulate drug tests / controls / examinations / etc.

About Clean U:

The inventor's goal was to bring the world's best and most reliable fake penis onto the market. He used the Kalashnikov, which became famous for its high reliability under the most adverse conditions, as a guide. For this, he gave his best piece as a template to make as many people as possible happy with it.

FAQ:

Does CleanUrin pass a urine adulteration test?

Yes, it passes all the usual falsification tests!

Is it possible to determine that it is synthetic urine?

We are not aware of any case since 2008.

Can the findings indicate sex or pregnancy?

No, CleanUrin is fully synthetic and comes from the laboratory. Differences in sexes only exist during puberty or pregnancy. After that, there is an intersection value that women & men can have.

At what temperature does real urine come out of the body?

The temperature of true urine when leaving the body is between 33 and 34°.

What does pH value mean?

The pH value is a measure of the acidic or basic character of a liquid. Depending on the diet, this value changes in human urine.

What is the creatinine value?

Creatinine is a metabolic product that must be excreted through the urine. This value fluctuates due to factors such as diet and kidney performance.

What is the shelf life and storage if the bag has been opened and already warmed?

- Clean Urine (25ml) has an original sealed and unrefrigerated shelf life of at least 3 years. The bag can be heated and cooled several times without any problems. After opening, the urine should be used quickly.

- Screen urine (80 ml) should be stored in the refrigerator after opening with as little air contact as possible. For reuse: Visual inspection, if the urine is cloudy or flakes are visible, it is spoiled. If the Screen Urine meets all these criteria, it can be reused without hesitation.

Are CleanUrin bags easy to open?

Yes, they have two openings on the sides that are easy to open even with sweaty hands.

Is CleanUrin and its possession illegal?

No, carrying CleanUrin is not a criminal offense.

When Anti-Paranoia Pack and when ScreenyWeeny?

The Anti-Paranoia Pack is designed for daily mobile use and preventive care. The ScreenyWeeny is convenient for aftercare.

Why is the ScreenyWeeny in the color white/mulatte darker than the normal skin color?

Because penises are darker when not erect.